Xmas without "Jesus Christ!!!" We bought our Xmas tree today, and my wife had a panic attack. A flood of childhood memories of her furious father swearing while setting up the tree hit her like santa's fat ass coming down the chimney at 32 ft/sec/sec. But we put up the tree with no swearing, thus confirming Bill O'Reilly's paranoia. We are indeed taking the "Jesus Christ!!!" out of Xmas.

Joyeaux Noel, y'all.  ¶ 11:03 PM