That's not me. I have an unusual name. Very few share my last name, and last I checked, there are only four of us that share my full name: me, an airforce sargeant, a Stanford kid, and a Wisconsin HS wrestler.

I just got a phone call and had this conversation:

"Is this [my name]?"
"Who's calling?"
"I'm looking for the [my name] that used to live in San Antonio."
"The airforce guy?"
"Yeah, he's an old buddy of mine."
"That's not me. But I Googled him too. Good luck."
"Thanks."  ¶ 5:08 PM